For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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