May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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