Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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