what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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