My first STD was from a foam party
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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