marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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