If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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