we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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