Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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