butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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