Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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