it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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