Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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