Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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