adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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