So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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