Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i think my cat just said my name.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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