Ambien. No doubt about it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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