Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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