Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I cut my penus on the lid.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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