You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We have so much sex to catch up on
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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