You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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