OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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