what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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