Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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