dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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