dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
