haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We are two peas in an std pod
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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