When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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