So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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