He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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