We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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