She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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