Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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