every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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