Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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