There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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