The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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