sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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