weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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