YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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