I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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