I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.