kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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