can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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