i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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