i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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