It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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