I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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