Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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