What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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