Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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