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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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  Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day

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• (626): View more from California

  Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.

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  This is why you don't have nice things.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?

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  I'm coming right back.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.

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  also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.

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• (818): View more from California

  ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?

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  It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.

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